Go Ahead and Ask Me:

Bewildered? Confused?? Clueless??? This is the place! Give me the dirt on your problem and I'll do my best to help.  I need your USDA Hardiness Zone if we're talking outside stuff.  Photos can be helpful too if it paints a clearer picture.

And yes, I'll need about a week to respond as I really do have a job with The Home Depot!